fortune : la sélection

c'est une sélection des meilleurs citations de fortune :
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A girl and a boy bump into each other -- surely an accident.

A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops -- surely another accident.

But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid -- *that had to mean something*.

-- S. Morganstern, "The Silent Gondoliers"

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All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.

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Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio, replied: "You see, wiretelegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in NewYork and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this?And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, theyreceive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."

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One difference between a man and a machine is that a machine is quietwhen well oiled.

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"I don't have any solution but I certainly admire the problem."

-- Ashleigh Brilliant

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Anything that is good and useful is made of chocolate.

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"The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen andstupidity."

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The Schwine-Kitzenger Institute study of 47 men over the age of 100showed that all had these things in common:
(1) They all had moderate appetites.

(2) They all came from middle class homes

(3) All but two of them were dead.

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101 USES FOR A DEAD MICROPROCESSOR

(1) Scarecrow for centipedes

(2) Dead cat brush

(3) Hair barrettes

(4) Cleats

(5) Self-piercing earrings

(6) Fungus trellis

(7) False eyelashes

(8) Prosthetic dog claws

(99) Window garden harrow (pulled behind Tonka tractors)

(100) Killer velcro

(101) Currency

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"Two sure ways to tell a sexy male; the first is, he has a bad memory.I forget the second."

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20 octobre 2007 à 19:30

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