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A girl and a boy bump into each other -- surely an accident.
A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops -- surely another accident.
But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid -- *that had to mean something*.
-- S. Morganstern, "The Silent Gondoliers"
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All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
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Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio, replied: "You see, wiretelegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in NewYork and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this?And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, theyreceive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."
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One difference between a man and a machine is that a machine is quietwhen well oiled.
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"I don't have any solution but I certainly admire the problem."
-- Ashleigh Brilliant
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Anything that is good and useful is made of chocolate.
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"The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen andstupidity."
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The Schwine-Kitzenger Institute study of 47 men over the age of 100showed that all had these things in common:
(1) They all had moderate appetites.
(1) They all had moderate appetites.
(2) They all came from middle class homes
(3) All but two of them were dead.
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101 USES FOR A DEAD MICROPROCESSOR
(1) Scarecrow for centipedes
(2) Dead cat brush
(3) Hair barrettes
(4) Cleats
(5) Self-piercing earrings
(6) Fungus trellis
(7) False eyelashes
(8) Prosthetic dog claws
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(99) Window garden harrow (pulled behind Tonka tractors)
(100) Killer velcro
(101) Currency
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"Two sure ways to tell a sexy male; the first is, he has a bad memory.I forget the second."
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